Forex Pickup Lines

[Pharaoh]

The "Ladies Like Traders?" thread gave me an idea. We need some forex pickup lines.

1. Would you like to come back to my place and look at my charts?

2. Why yes I am long on the dollar. Very very long.

3. I love trading pairs. Let me show the two of you how that works.

Anyone else?

 

[FxMaster]

A Forex trader should look at a chart for what it is about, and not for what he want it
to be like

 

[Pharaoh]

Hey ladies! Anyone want to see how a 3-way hedge works?

 

[Bordux]

I found the following lines on another forum, thought they'd fit in this thread perfectly:

"You make me uptrend."
"I love your double tops"
"I am going bullish on you cause I am in uptrend."

 

[AsstModerator]

You want to know about a Head and Shoulders pattern? I think I've got some in the shower. Let's check it out.

 

[Pharaoh]

There's an uptrend in my pants, and you're invited.

 

[LoRio]

something with the crab pattern ...

 

[Pharaoh]

something with the crab pattern ...

Eeeewww... you need to pick a better quality of charts and spend time with.

 

[dkami]

How do you like your charts? I like mine naked!

My bar chart just went vertical, lets go back to my trend cloud!

Can you help me insert my indicator into your channel?

How do you like your profits in the morning, all out or floating?

 

[dkami]

Here is one thing not to say to the ladies when your candle is close to TP, don't get greedy