[mchallen]

General Napoleon,

I have been serving on your far right flank since you came to power. Prior to then I was part of the resistance engaged in guerrilla warfare against the evil beast "Bucketstein" and his horde of demon thieves.

Lost plenty of blood, some appendages and most of my ass until you and your faithful scout LeFelix came along. Since that time bleeding has stopped and necessary parts growing back. Very appreciative.

Although in the wings most of the time I spend minimum one hour a day watching the battle. Jump in for some booty from time to time. Right now for instance, selling some high priced Loonie against some Aussie tricks and shaky bucks.

Fully appreciate what you two are doing.

Expect my loyalty.