Jokes

pippinjay · (#1 (**permalink**))

This place needs some livening up.

Food and Heart Attacks

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and heart health.

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Their Conclusion.

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

pippinjay · (#2 (**permalink**))

When does a person decide to become a forex broker?

When he realizes he doesn't have enough honesty to be a mobster or enough charisma to be an undertaker.

pippinjay · (#3 (**permalink**))

My forex broker and I are working on a retirement plan.

Unfortunately, it's his!