Pharaoh
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I just opened an account with InstafraudX and deposited 100k. I am holding my breath till I receive my 1st withdrawal. Their Reps are so honest.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
cowmadagan
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A guy walks up to an ice cream stand and in a quiet, breaking up voice says "I'd like...a sundae...with...chocolate..and sprinkles"
The guy at the counter asks, "Crushed nuts?"
"No...laryngitis."
The guy at the counter asks, "Crushed nuts?"
"No...laryngitis."
cowmadagan
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Here's a real forex joke:
Can anyone give me a shirt? I lost mine.
Can anyone give me a shirt? I lost mine.
cowmadagan
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Forex trader's favorite show tunes:
I feel Swissy. (Bernstein, West Side Story)
Stay down here where Euro belong. (Berlin)
You make my pants pound (Koch)
Euro never melt my heart (Koch)
Aussie get your gun (....forget it...I give up...
I feel Swissy. (Bernstein, West Side Story)
Stay down here where Euro belong. (Berlin)
You make my pants pound (Koch)
Euro never melt my heart (Koch)
Aussie get your gun (....forget it...I give up...
forexperteam
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How to make One Million $$$ in the Stock Market ? ? ?
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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !
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Simple . . . . . Start with Two Million. . . ! ! !
Eric Alyea
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Won $1,000,000.00 in the lottery
Reporter: So you won $1,000,000.00 in the lottery. What are your plans for it.
Winner: Oh, I guess I’ll keep it in my Forex broker's account till it's gone.
(original ending) Winner: Oh, I guess I’ll farm till it's gone.
Reporter: So you won $1,000,000.00 in the lottery. What are your plans for it.
Winner: Oh, I guess I’ll keep it in my Forex broker's account till it's gone.
(original ending) Winner: Oh, I guess I’ll farm till it's gone.
cowmadagan
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Ha...Eric that's a good one.
the only thing that's confusing to me is the part of 'still having money left'. : (
the only thing that's confusing to me is the part of 'still having money left'. : (
Eric Alyea
Master Sergeant
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National “Atheist” Holiday
An atheist in Florida filed paperwork to petition the US Government to have a National “Atheist” Holiday since other religions had national holidays. Thinking he had a good case and the might get to take it all the way to the US Supreme Court, he was really excited.
Standing in front of the first Judge to rule on his petition, he stated his case.
The Judge as soon as the man finished, slammed his gavel down and said, “Deigned and dismissed”. The man thinking he would get an appeal and go to the next higher court asked, “On what grounds”?oh: The Judge answered, “There already is a holiday for atheist's,... April Fools Day”.
snopes.com: Atheist Holiday
An atheist in Florida filed paperwork to petition the US Government to have a National “Atheist” Holiday since other religions had national holidays. Thinking he had a good case and the might get to take it all the way to the US Supreme Court, he was really excited.
Standing in front of the first Judge to rule on his petition, he stated his case.
The Judge as soon as the man finished, slammed his gavel down and said, “Deigned and dismissed”. The man thinking he would get an appeal and go to the next higher court asked, “On what grounds”?
oh: The Judge answered, “There already is a holiday for atheist's,... April Fools Day”.snopes.com: Atheist Holiday
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cowmadagan
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Here's another one on the same line as Eric's. Sad part is it's true.
(Facebook contact) Aw Easter, celebrating the fact that we killed him, or possibly the day we learned that u Can kill a God, think about it....
Yesterday at 5:34am · Comment · Like
(me) 'we' killed him?
Yesterday at 7:35pm ·
(him) yeah hello, ever heard of the bible?
3 hours ago (one of the funniest responses I've ever seen on its own)
(me) the single quotes around 'we' is to cast doubt about the term. I didn't kill him, and neither did you, unless you're a Roman and I didn't know.
(Facebook contact) Aw Easter, celebrating the fact that we killed him, or possibly the day we learned that u Can kill a God, think about it....
Yesterday at 5:34am · Comment · Like
(me) 'we' killed him?
Yesterday at 7:35pm ·
(him) yeah hello, ever heard of the bible?
3 hours ago (one of the funniest responses I've ever seen on its own)
(me) the single quotes around 'we' is to cast doubt about the term. I didn't kill him, and neither did you, unless you're a Roman and I didn't know.
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