Jokes

[Ricex]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Perhaps you've been to one of those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. What makes up 100% in life? Can you give more than 100%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there,
Bull***t and Asskissing will put you over the top.

 

[Eric Alyea]

Glossary (Margin Call)

Glossary (Margin Call)
I need definition for “Margin Call “ help me out please.:err:, so next week both "Back Testing & Margin Call" can be done, ok.
Eric

That's when your secretary buzzes you and says that you have a phone call from Mr. Margin.

"Sir, ... Mr. Margin called... He said,.... "You know that money you USED to have,.... Well,... You ain't got that NO more..."
and then there was a funny, "Bwah, ha... ha.." after????
Sir... I'm just your secretary, Sir,... I just give the massages.

True meaning

Short form:
You don't have enough money left in your account, so the forex broker automatically closes some or all of your positions.

Long version:
When using leveraged investments, one often trades more money than is in the account. Originally, a margin call was a phone call from a broker notifying a trader that more money needed to be deposited when price moved too far against a trader's position and the equity in the account became too small to sustain the minimum margin requirements to maintain open positions.

Most forex brokers don't place this sort of phone call. When a forex account has too little equity to keep all the trades open, the broker usually automatically closes some or all of the open trades in the account.

Both the account leverage and the minimum margin requirements can affect when a margin call will happen.

Traders who exercise proper risk management can still lose money, but will rarely need to worry about margin calls.

"NUFF SAID" It was not a joke.... but it is a good one and the crux of the salvage that the FPA does to help those hurt!!!

Thank you "AsstModerator" for teasing me. You know how to work your troops.

 

[taufic]

indeed very nice
keep it up mate!

 

[Eric Alyea]

Female Hormones are in beer

They just found proof that Female Hormones are in beer, because men start crying over trivial things, talk nonsense, and can’t drive well anymore after they use it. :nerd:

How do the Amish hut deer?
They sneak up behind it, and build a barn around it.

What did the “Doe” say when she walked out of the woods??
That’s the last time I do that for two bucks!:err:

 

[Profinance]

 

[Pharaoh]

Aaaaahhhhh! I feel compelled to place a trade.

 

[Profinance]

here is a joke

 

[Profinance]

watching you boy

 

[Profinance]

 

[Michel123]

A long term investment is a short term investment that failed