Letters to Santa

cowmadagan

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(Yes, it's eleven months early)

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like:

The Swiss central bank to intervene and lower its value against the Euro and USD by about ten cents.

If you can't get me that, a choo-choo will suffice.

Thanks in advance,

Cowmadagan

PS Don't feel constrained by waiting for Christmas; you can do it as soon as you can and just cross me off your list.

PSS I've heard that bribes are naughty and not nice, so I won't *wink* hook you up with a sh_t load of milk and cookies, pimp your sleigh, or style out your eight tiny reindeer with serious bling action.
 
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