Smoking babies welcome

[Pharaoh]

This is a quote from a supposed professional:
Last night Michelle Elliott from the child safety charity Kidscape said:
"Even though the cigarette is not lit, what kind of message does this send out? It's completely inappropriate and irresponsible."

Hmmmmnnn... let's apply Michelle's logic to Halloween costumes for young children. What kind of message is sent by even the old traditional costumes of ghosts and witches? If I dress a 4 year old up as Super Man, will he try to jump out of a window since he'll think he can fly?

I guess her next mission will be to make every kid dress up as positive and safe role models. Personally, I'd be a little freaked if a pack of trick-or-treaters showed up on my doorstep dressed as Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Abe Lincoln, etc.

 

[cowmadagan]

I think a chubby little Buddha would be adorable.

 

[AsstModerator]

Wouldn't Michelle Elliot object? That could be promoting childhood obesity.

 

[ernest8fingers]

Wouldn't Michelle Elliot object? That could be promoting childhood obesity.

Only if the cigarettes were non-filtered Camels and the baby was eating a RingDing.

 

[Eric Alyea]

“Crash Dummy” kids

Suicide sheep and Positive role “Crash Dummy” kids. Wait that’s when they hit ages 16 to 18 for real, Texting. Where is Roger Rabbit and Veronica?

 

[Ricex]

I think I may have dreamt this happening once..... I love the Onion

U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Pharaoh]

LMFAO!!!

Shhhh... don't tell anyone about that. We've got to maintain the delusion for another year or two.

 

[cowmadagan]

I think we should make a series of articles like this.
Headline for next one:
GREECE PM ABOUT DEBT: DON'T LEND US SH*T UNLESS YOU LIKE P**SING AWAY YOUR CASH..WE'RE TOTALLY F**KED!