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[Alonedevils]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
This Thread So Mess ...

 

[Kristjan]

Why did God create stock analysts ?
In order to make weather forecasters look good.

 

[Finn_da_trader]

Just old funny picture.

 

[FxMaster]

Question: How do you find a good small-cap fund manager?

Answer: Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.

 

[RonaladSantos]

• Q: What?s the difference between an investor and a pigeon?

A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a house.

• Q: What?s the difference between a guy who just lost everything in Vegas and an investment banker?

A: A tie.

• Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two ? one to change the bulb, the other to sell off the old one at the highest price possible before CNBC reports that it?s burned out.

• Q: What?s the difference between a bond and a bond trader?

A: A bond matures

• Q. What's the difference between an economist and a befuddled old man with Alzheimer's?

A. The economist is the one with the calculator.

• The First Law of Economics: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.

The Second Law of Economics: They're both wrong.

COOL!

 

[Shalirad]

I have bookmarked it really. It's so much fun reading the whole thread, I want to add something, but it's not fit in my head right now so I am a bit lost already with it. Maybe a bit later I can really do something with that matter. Can you please or not ? I do want it.