The probability of busting your account is almost 100%, for the gamblers...

[WaveRider]

I feel lucky. I'm betting everything on red.

Me too! I'm selling the EUR today with everything! Placed no stops, did no market analysis and didn't watch Sive this morning but I'm feeling really lucky! Go, go, go, go...

 

[WaveRider]

I just had to tell my #1 wife that the harem is an essential part of my daily exercise routine.

I'm I doing this? Ok I'll do it.
I have some extended family whom I won't name or describe in any way other than to say they are in their golden years now. The father is a low key easy going person and his wife fell off the crazy boat and they got married a long time ago. He has a theory as to why Solomon had 300 wives and 700 concubines. "Solomon figured with 1000 women, it was pretty likely one of them was going to be a in a good mood when he got home from work."

 

[Pharaoh]

He has a theory as to why Solomon had 300 wives and 700 concubines. "Solomon figured with 1000 women, it was pretty likely one of them was going to be a in a good mood when he got home from work."

And Solomon was the wisest man who ever lived.