What do you do if trading isn't your sole job?

[jotekfinance]

You have the makings of a screenwriter, both of you
Now, just for ease of shooting, they are working in a cold lab so they have huge jackets on (no need to see hampster bulge (or hazmat suits in normal environment that the Hero scientist has said it is okay to open since all of the hamsters are "locked away").
Now, she has been scratched by the infected hamster and has to quickly strip and get into the decontamination shower.

She is very cold after the shower, the Hero doc is fretting about if she is alright. He uses a thin and slightly sheer sterile blanket to cover her, and carries her to her room/bed, because she feels faint. She has a surge of energy and suddenly gets very aroused and goes after him, which he goes for at first, but see's a feral light in her eyes, and retreats, locking the door behind him, with her pounding on the porthole in the door (with flashes of flesh in between).
How's the story sounding

 

[Pharaoh]

Sounds good, but I think she shouldn't show signs of infection until at least an hour after that initial burst of energy.

 

[FxMaster]

Last but not least- At the end they ate Hamster.............

 

[jotekfinance]

There can be a time lapse where she wakes up as he is holding a cold rag on her forehead from the burning fever....
And shouldn't the hamster be like 100 lbs?

 

[AsstModerator]

And shouldn't the hamster be like 100 lbs?

They start out cute, cuddly, and carry an infectious disease (which for some reason conveniently makes busty lab assistants and other pretty women lose all sense of moral restraint ). Over time, they (the hamsters, not the women) get larger and hungrier.

In the end, our hero scientist successfully finds a way to create a counter-agent that cures all the hamsters, but somehow the effect on infected humans proves to be incurable - so everyone (at least those who weren't eaten by 100 pound hamsters) gets to live happily ever-after.

 

[Pharaoh]

100 pound hamsters? A large dog could be bigger than that. You guys think too small. If we're going to pay the special effects guys to make us some big hamsters, then let's do something about the size of a rhinoceros.

I like the ending, but it needs to be tweaked. There's no point in making Hamster Apocalypse if we don't leave the door wide open for Hamster Apocalypse 2.

 

[FxMaster]

Or it could be Hamster Returns

 

[jotekfinance]

One word. WEREHAMPSTER.

 

[AsstModerator]

One word. WEREHAMPSTER.

Is that a man turning into a hamster-man or a hamster turning into a man-hamster?

 

[Pharaoh]

As the full moon rises over the moors, the howling of the werehamsters brings fear to the hearts of the local townsfolk.