At ease soldier. My name is General Napoleon.
Congratulations on registering successfully. You are now on your way to becoming a solider of the Forex Peace Army. Why don't you introduce yourself to your fellow soldiers? Where are you from, what brings you to Forex, and what are your goals?
Dismissed.
Oh yeah, and enjoy the presentation below as to what Recruit Training looks like (physically unfit and under 18 please do not watch this video)