Jokes

[FxMaster]

Lady: Dear sir, im making poll, can i ask you simple question?

Bill: Of course you can.

Lady: What is your average income?

Bill: My average income is around 200 000 $.

Lady: Im sorry, i thought your monthly income.

Bill: Im sorry, i thought dayli.

 

[AsstModerator]

I'd be happy if that was my annual income.

 

[FxMaster]

Forex trader: What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second.

Forex trader: What is a million dollars like to you?

God: Like one penny.

Forex trader: Can I have a penny?

God: Just a second …

 

[FxMaster]

The Great Wall is among 7 wonders of the world because it is the only Chinese product which lasted for more than 4 weeks.

 

[jotekfinance]

The Great Wall is among 7 wonders of the world because it is the only Chinese product which lasted for more than 4 weeks.

Boy ain't that the truth!

 

[AsstModerator]

Most of the cheap Chinese things I buy at WalMart last at least 2 months.

 

[FxMaster]

Its 50-50 some products age is more than 1 year too

 

[Pharaoh]

I've had very good experiences with Lenovo laptops.

Also, many of the name-brand products that used to be "made in the USA" now come with "made in China" labels. In some cases, quality has suffered. In others, it looks like only the "made-in" location changed.

 

[FxMaster]

Biggest Joke of the Century

Computers and Mobile were invented to save our time.

 

[AsstModerator]

I didn't want a phone that claimed to be smarter than me. I bought a dumb phone instead of a smart phone. Unlike my friends, I can look at people when I talk to them instead of staring at my phone.