Jokes

A wife comes in and yells, “Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!” Her husband yells back, “But what should I pack?” The wife replies, “I DON’T CARE! JUST PACK AND GET OUT!”
 
Another increase in gasoline prices is due to the fact that dramatically increased the cost of transportation of gasoline after the last increase in gasoline prices.
 
The phrase most often preceding the collapse on the stock exchange:

"All analytics at once can't be wrong!"

"The Dow Jones isn't in a danger now."

"Let's hope that tomorrow the situation will improve."

"At least it can't become worse than now."

"I am convinced that we have reached the bottom."

"Most likely, this is just a correction."

"The probability that this will happen, one to a million!"

"No need to panic!"
 
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