Jokes

[Pharaoh]

A long term investment is a short term investment that failed

Damn! You've been checking my trade logs again.

 

[Michel123]

Damn! You've been checking my trade logs again.

Dude, I'm your alter ego! By the way, when we are going to visit our psychologist, I miss him already)

 

[Pharaoh]

Dude, I'm your alter ego! By the way, when we are going to visit our psychologist, I miss him already)

Oh man. The only thing worse than having one of my split personalities show up in the forums is when he decides to start badgering me about seeing our shrink.

 

[UncleSteve]

from DNB's forexpriceaction chat room, to give credit where due...

"my broker has a new service where they regularly text you your account balance. It's really cool except they shouldn't keep putting LOL at the end"

 

[Everwhise]

Why are New Yorkers depressed? Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[nence]

 

[Pharaoh]

Thanks! I just made 30 pips by shorting snow.

 

[schonsophia]

That's the best joke I've ever read in this post.peace! I am just enjoying this thread.

 

[LoRio]

A wolverine and a vampire go onto the trading floor.
Only the vampire comes out. What happened?

 

[Pharaoh]

A wolverine and a vampire go onto the trading floor.
Only the vampire comes out. What happened?

The wolverine got a margin call, took the elevator to the top floor and jumped?