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Rules: 1. No external links. If you want to say something bad about Felix, you can't blame in on some other person who posted it on one of those stupid "I hate Felix" blogs somewhere. Be bold - make your own statements.
2. Be creative and have fun.
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OK, I've been holding back some things I've been wanting to say for a long time now, and I'm sure some of you feel the same way. Now we've got a thread to say it in.
I am the Assistant Moderator. This means that I do all the work, and the forums Administrator gets all the credit. I live under Felix's coffee table and take care of most forum issues on my laptop. Felix keeps me chained up there so that I can't escape.
Felix is a very cruel boss. I am allowed 2 hours of sleep per night. I can only eat food scraps that fall on the floor. The only good thing is that he doesn't make me stay in the basement where the programmers are kept in cages. Sometimes, Felix and the Administrator take me down there and threaten to feed me to the programmers if I don't work faster.
I can't believe that everyone still thinks that Felix's real job is being a forex guru. I know some of you have caught hints, but I don't think anyone has figured out the truth behind it all. If you knew the true stories of what he really does.
He's coming back now. I'll tell you more later.
2. Be creative and have fun.
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OK, I've been holding back some things I've been wanting to say for a long time now, and I'm sure some of you feel the same way. Now we've got a thread to say it in.
I am the Assistant Moderator. This means that I do all the work, and the forums Administrator gets all the credit. I live under Felix's coffee table and take care of most forum issues on my laptop. Felix keeps me chained up there so that I can't escape.
Felix is a very cruel boss. I am allowed 2 hours of sleep per night. I can only eat food scraps that fall on the floor. The only good thing is that he doesn't make me stay in the basement where the programmers are kept in cages. Sometimes, Felix and the Administrator take me down there and threaten to feed me to the programmers if I don't work faster.
I can't believe that everyone still thinks that Felix's real job is being a forex guru. I know some of you have caught hints, but I don't think anyone has figured out the truth behind it all. If you knew the true stories of what he really does.
He's coming back now. I'll tell you more later.