NSA's PRISM

Don't worry, the new brain implant chips will not only let the NSA know everything you see, but also everything you think.

Remember to think happy, patriotic thoughts or your right to think can be revoked.

Well, looking around I can say, that there are already people with those chips installed. It is like, we are so cool and brought the democrat to Libya, Egypt or whatever. Well, how about all the distractions and death. And then those people with chips are so happy for Libyans, they cheer sitting in McDonalds and watching tv, while in Africa there are lack of water and bread. And than they are so proud, like it is them who brought the world happiness.
 
Looks like Marmot is having trouble following the agenda set by our corporate maste. . . capable government.

Here Marmot, take a few of these mood stabilizing pills. If that's not enough, the NSA will be happy to have your chip adjusted to make certain you see the true extent of our great and glorious society.
 
Even better, it looks like they've built a backdoor into HTTPS and SSL encryption. Imagine if a hacker finds it - that would make every "secure" online communication with your bank available for viewing.
 
Accidentally delete an email? Who would you call to get a copy?

 
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CC requires more pigeons.
BCC requires stealth pigeons.

Ok, few more issues:
1) Cannot send big attachments
2) You need to buy birdseed for email to work
3) How do you filter messages?
4) If you archive message, there is a possibility it won't last long

:(
 
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