Let's Trash Felix!

[AsstModerator]

Rules: 1. No external links. If you want to say something bad about Felix, you can't blame in on some other person who posted it on one of those stupid "I hate Felix" blogs somewhere. Be bold - make your own statements.
2. Be creative and have fun.

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OK, I've been holding back some things I've been wanting to say for a long time now, and I'm sure some of you feel the same way. Now we've got a thread to say it in.


I am the Assistant Moderator. This means that I do all the work, and the forums Administrator gets all the credit. I live under Felix's coffee table and take care of most forum issues on my laptop. Felix keeps me chained up there so that I can't escape.

Felix is a very cruel boss. I am allowed 2 hours of sleep per night. I can only eat food scraps that fall on the floor. The only good thing is that he doesn't make me stay in the basement where the programmers are kept in cages. Sometimes, Felix and the Administrator take me down there and threaten to feed me to the programmers if I don't work faster.


I can't believe that everyone still thinks that Felix's real job is being a forex guru. I know some of you have caught hints, but I don't think anyone has figured out the truth behind it all. If you knew the true stories of what he really does.

He's coming back now. I'll tell you more later.

 

[Administrator]

AsstModerator's Fringe Benefits

Why don't you tell the members of all the fringe benefits you are getting working for Felix? What about the famous Pussey Ball that you get to see once a month if you work fast enough.

For those who don't know the story, below is the quote of Felix's Happy New Year Message:

Well...let's briefly review what happened on that yacht party. I personally had a great time, over 200 people attended, people from around 8 different countries came. I'll tell you, I thought forex traders were kind of "weird" breed of people, but when I met some of them in person, they are actually even more odd than I thought. In fact, there were so many odd people, that the odd people started to seem normal to me, and the normal people started to seem odd. Interesting paradox...

I personally think that Rob Grespi from kingforexsignals.com was the most popular and most sought after guy there. If I was to tell you some of the stories about him, I think you would have hard time believing me. Get this... As we started boarding the boat, a very nice and good looking lady came up to Rob, who was one of his subscribers, and she said the following: "I would like to give you a very special pussy ball as gift." I was standing, and I thought that I didn't hear her right, but she takes out this little pouch, and takes out perfectly shaped, orange ball, about half an inch in diameter. Then she tells the story of how she went to a Native American woman healer, and told her about Rob, and the healer had the urge to pick out this stone, put it in her vagina, and do a pussy healing on it. Yep, I was there, I saw the whole thing. I too could not believe my ears, but nope, it was real. Now, of course Rob's first reaction was: "Can I see the picture of this healer?", but unfortunately she didn't have it...

Then another guy came to Rob and gave him a pillow case with the image of half naked Paris Hilton on it. Of course Grespi liked this gift. That's the pillow he slept on for the following two weeks. Then when it was time for Grespi to go back to France, he "conveniently" decided to leave his pillow in my place, because he was afraid that his wife would throw it away. He made clear instructions that nobody sleeps with that pillow...not even my cats... Yeah, his wife is kind of mean. Last time, I remember Rob had this really cute Duffy Duck t-shirt, but his wife got mad, and took it away.

Yeah, I got some gifts too. Some guy gave me a prosperity cat. I don't know, some kind of cat, when you shake it, something inside rattles. I still don't understand whether something is broken or it's meant to be like this. Then another guy gave me some Indian Ayruvedic tongue cleaner. So while Rob Grespi was enjoying sleeping with his Paris Hilton pillow, and playing with the ball, I was looking at my prosperity cat, and scraping my tongue. Go figure...

I know if I didn't show you pictures, you would have hard time believing this story...so here are some pictures for you:
The famous pussy ball:
http://www.secretforexsociety.com/pussyball.jpg

The famous pillow case:
http://www.secretforexsociety.com/parispillow.jpg

 

[AsstModerator]

You bastard! My monthly "viewings" of that sacred object were NEVER supposed to be publicly revealed.

 

[Pharaoh]

I've got a horrible suspicion. Has anybody seen anyone who sent to that Yacht Seminar. Sure, Rob and Felix have been around since then, but what about all the other people?

They're all gone, and the price of transplant organs has dropped quite a bit since the Yacht party. The whole yacht things was just a front to tissue-type people so they could be harvested later. Felix has been selling their internal organs on eBay!

:shocked: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!! :shocked:

 

[pipro]

Where the joke?

This hole thing has got to be a joke. Where is felix and our commission rebate for Dec 25%and our 10% for the rest of the year?

 

[qwe123]

dude its felix himself ... hes a conman and this is one of his scam

 

[deanz]

Yeah I hate Felix, partly because Felix is a such a cool name, why should a rich Russian have a cool name !! but I'm here to blow his cover and tell you all Felix is not his real name.......... it's Dmitri Bush Bernanke.

On a less serious note, I also hate Felix Bush Bernake because I can not contact him directly to tell him about The Federal Reserve, and that they are now owned by 12 families [is this the reason for 12 regional Reserve Banks !!] that managed to push into law in 1913 the ability for them to print money and then loan it with interest attached to it to the US Government and that interest is paid back consisting of almost all of your personal taxes, and it is the other taxes other than personal taxes that actually goes to keep the country running. The Federal Reserve is just a parasite that lives off the US Citizens, and war only feeds them more because the US Government has to borrow more money off of them.

You can start your education here:

Felix and his team have the ability to research this throughly and see if I tell B.S. or not, and then they can tell their finding to many many people........ and if it is all B.S. then I can stop worrying about all you guys.

Paranoid Dean.

 

[usa4x]

usa4x

Actually I do not have any criticisim about Felix! Most of the Forex Hustlers of Ebooks, EAS, Signal services, Trading Blog Sites, etc.. are really afraid of him/FPA, because they know people will learn the truth about them!!! So, they all call the FPA Membership site ---BS---when in fact they are the ones full of lies and BS!!

NOW, MY QUESTION IS; ---HOW CAN I COMMUNICATE WITH FELIX???? Every Email I have sent him gets kicked back to me!!!!!

An answer PLEASE! Thank You
Don

 

[PistolDave]

It's a scam...

... haven't you figured it out yet?

Well I know what the deal is. You can't fool me.

This whole website -- and this shadowy figure who no one has ever met, (suspiciously known as "felix") has all been set up just to fool the gullible forex traders.

The trick is to get everyone worried that all brokers are out to cheat them, and all signal providers are out to scam them.

He wants us to believe that.

Then he gets us to trust him.

It's all a diversion so Felix can sell us his signals and...

...um, never mind. :err:

muhwaahahaha!!

(Keep up the good work Felix)

 

[pipwarior]

no way...

Trash a guy who deliberately chose the name of Homogratus? NO! Not possible! Obviously a little short in american humor sensibilities...