There is a danger, that the delivery can be sabotaged by specially trained cats from NSA
now I understand the french expression for "I have better things to do"
J'ai d'autres chats a fouetter
means, literally "I have other cats to whip"
it's because the french (you know how they sell weapons to anybody?) are training the NSA's interceptors
We could all just send up smoke signals. If its good stuff we're smoking, the NSA will chill out when they intercept it.
Ok, I have another idea! We can use Bow and Arrows to deliver the mail! The only problem is that we have to built the intercontinental bow to deliver arrows from Europe to USA.