Is Pharaoh God?

[DitterPD]

Almost every thread where I go or ask question or contribute to discussion, everywhere I see relevant, logic and up to date information from Pharaoh. So my question is: how does (do) he (you) manage all this? Are you a God? Or it's one team working from one account?

 

[RahmanSL]

Is Pharaoh God?

....hmmmmmm.....let me think now!

Welllll....that ancient one has been residing here at the FPA (and a couple sites) like forever......and, as the name implies, he is/was the ruler of upper-and-lower-Nile (now upper-and-lower-Everglades due to change of residence)....master and lord over poor-old-Moses' people...owns hordes of wives, concubines, and young nubile female (and some whispered she-male too) servants....son of the great Osiris a.k.a Amun-Ra a.k.a Akmun-Rah....

So, yes, I believe Pharaoh is some sort of God....but he apparently lost his power somewhere down the centuries (most probably due to over indulgence in worldly pleasures of the flesh) because (through his own admission) he cannot predict accurately currencies and metal directions

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Oh yah, almost forgot to add!

The reason the great Pharaoh can spent so much time all over the place is because he earns a living mostly from hunting crocodiles (due to world economic woes, even a Pharaoh have to work for a living) in the Everglades which leaves him lots of free time to reply to most every posts here at the FPA and elsewhere after he is done clubbing those million year old survivor of the dinosaurs to death.

 

[alanrox]

Almost every thread where I go or ask question or contribute to discussion, everywhere I see relevant, logic and up to date information from Pharaoh. So my question is: how does (do) he (you) manage all this? Are you a God? Or it's one team working from one account?

So I have a question for you. Why you even bother ? May be you can do a similar role if you have time.

My opinion is accounts like Pharaoh should exist to keep this forum alive.

 

[Red Herring]

Is Pharaoh God?

....hmmmmmm.....let me think now!

Welllll....that ancient one has been residing here at the FPA (and a couple sites) like forever......and, as the name implies, he is/was the ruler of upper-and-lower-Nile (now upper-and-lower-Everglades due to change of residence)....master and lord over poor-old-Moses' people...owns hordes of wives, concubines, and young nubile female (and some whispered she-male too) servants....son of the great Osiris a.k.a Amun-Ra a.k.a Akmun-Rah....

So, yes, I believe Pharaoh is some sort of God....but he apparently lost his power somewhere down the centuries (most probably due to over indulgence in worldly pleasures of the flesh) because (through his own admission) he cannot predict accurately currencies and metal directions

=============

Oh yah, almost forgot to add!

The reason the great Pharaoh can spent so much time all over the place is because he earns a living mostly from hunting crocodiles (due to world economic woes, even a Pharaoh have to work for a living) in the Everglades which leaves him lots of free time to reply to most every posts here at the FPA and elsewhere after he is done clubbing those million year old survivor of the dinosaurs to death.

Hey RahmanSL

I would like to add that as He is Pharaoh, his days are longer than us and thus he gets more time than us...(lol...
However, DitterPD have asked a good question and I have also received a lot of support from Pharaoh when I was new to this forum.

 

[Red Herring]

So I have a question for you. Why you even bother ? May be you can do a similar role if you have time.

My opinion is accounts like Pharaoh should exist to keep this forum alive.

Well said, long live Pharaoh....(long live Pharaoh...

 

[Pharaoh]

Almost every thread where I go or ask question or contribute to discussion, everywhere I see relevant, logic and up to date information from Pharaoh. So my question is: how does (do) he (you) manage all this? Are you a God? Or it's one team working from one account?

Hmmmm. . . . should I answer all of the above or say something cryptic to see where this thread leads?

 

[Whitesnake]

I can say he is the most active member of FPA.

 

[DitterPD]

So I have a question for you. Why you even bother ? May be you can do a similar role if you have time.

My opinion is accounts like Pharaoh should exist to keep this forum alive.

"Don't ask questions.." - hmm.. the truth must be revealed! But seriously, curiosity takes over me.

Hmmmm. . . . should I answer all of the above or say something cryptic to see where this thread leads?

You are the god. You decide.

 

[RahmanSL]

In some obscured culture, if a person is considered a god on earth, he/she will eventually be sacrificed to send him/her on his/her way back to the abode of the gods.

That should explain the present residence of the great Pharaoh in Florida, U.S.of A instead of in the Nile valley.....so all of us have to keep his secret extremely secret from his people or else he will no longer be with us.....and I would imagine being sacrificed can be rather painful.

 

[Pharaoh]

In some obscured culture, if a person is considered a god on earth, he/she will eventually be sacrificed to send him/her on his/her way back to the abode of the gods.

That should explain the present residence of the great Pharaoh in Florida, U.S.of A instead of in the Nile valley.....so all of us have to keep his secret extremely secret from his people or else he will no longer be with us.....and I would imagine being sacrificed can be rather painful.

I've checked on the sacrifice instructions. They state that I have to select the 1000 most beautiful women on earth. After a period of intensive training, they will then spend a period of at least 10 years slowly killing me . . . by licking me to death.