I have a solution. Anyone who is emotional, inconsistent, indecisive, desperate, fearful, greedy, has a gamblers mentality or is too lazy to read a book on trading, or anyone ready to trade live without a written strategy and without having traded demo first, just send me your money. PM me and I'll send you my email and you can PayPal 50% or 85% of your account value to me or whatever level you were going to trade and lose before you got discouraged and left. No need to give it to FapTubo or FXCM or any other swindlers. So you'll feel better, I'll even promise amazing returns, tech support of just $150/month, guarantees about whatever you want. I promise you'll never choke to death on peanut butter and you will never be grumpy in the morning ever again. So give me your money dear 95%. And remember, the more money you give me, the more money I'll have.
It took me a while to figure this out but there are a lot of successful forex traders out there with trade journals that describe how to win. These same traders also describe how to lose.
No, wait I mean PayPal me all your money. What was I thinking?